Canada (Cape Breton 4 lyfe)
let me pet your dogs

Natalie Dormer could shoot my parents dead and i’d still give her the last slice of pizza

k im gonna go watch some gnarly alien documentaries

l8r nerds

love you stupid idiots

You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn’t wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain’t got no manhood left anyway. So it’s a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them. Actually it’s quite fun to fight them, you know. It’s a hell of a hoot. It’s fun to shoot some people. I’ll be right up there with you. I like brawling.

—(RET) General James “Mad Dog” Mattis  (via semperannoying)

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